ascendandt

I keep seeing alt text that contains artist's notes or jokes instead of an actual image description and I just wanna say: fucking stop doing that. It's really rude to visually impaired people. Our accessibility features aren't your playground. Put that shit in the tags where it belongs.

zazthoth

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

  • both were made in a lab
  • mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
  • both have incredible psychic powers
  • kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
  • mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
  • mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
aigenderated

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

what do you MEAN 40% of you fuckers didnt have a vomit bowl did you just obliterate your carpet when your stomach flu having ass woke up suddenly at 3am and needed to hurl IMMEDIATELY? did y'all just never ever get stomach bugs growing up??